Monthly Archives: January 2007

"Affordable" Haunted House

One of my fav Haunted Houses in the neighborhood has been undergoing a gut renovation the last several weeks. Brownstoner has the scoop — it’s being renovated by the PACC and sold “affordably.” (600k)

Looks like the PACC has several houses for sale with the same situation, many of which will be sold in the 400k range (!!!).

I find this tremendously frustrating, as it’s for first-time home buyers only. I understand that, but the only way I personally might afford one of these deals would be to sell my co-op and put the profit towards one of these deals. Without that financial gain, I could never afford one of these places.

Maybe YOU can, and you’re a first-time buyer. If so, let me know how it goes.


Otherwise on Waverly, the house Haunted by Bad Taste is on the market now (the owner passed away recently).

I wonder if the ornamental SpongeBob is included in the deal:

Then there’s this renovated house, FSBO:


LOTS of action on this block (between Lafayette and Greene Greene and Gates).

Bank of America: Grand Opening


I have a few things to say about this:

1. LOVE the idea for the new campaign. Hopefully MARP will provide info on the “18 local merchants” featured so I can post it here. I see Karen on the bottom right! Some of you recently posted on wanting a fish market. There’s a guy on the bottom holding a fish! Let’s find out what his deal is.

2. How exactly does a chain bank tie in with this campaign? Hey, I’m all for more banks nearby (though I’m annoyed at the lack of an HSBC), but just wondering.

3. Why do all these community events have to be on a weekday afternoon? It was the same with the CH Co-Ops co-generation celebration-thing. I know it’s good to have local politicians on-hand and maybe it’s harder to schedule them on the weekends. But if this stuff is for the community…well, it would be nice to be able to attend, that’s all.

4. Tish James is scheduled to appear. I have to give her props for seemingly being everywhere at all times. I’ve never had a local politician be so visible.

First Fridays at RePop

Winter is finally here, and that means a negative desire to leave the neighborhood on frigid evenings. Thankfully, RePop will be coming to the rescue with the debut of their First Friday parties! First Fridays will be a mix of art, drinks and best of all, discounts. Here are the details from owners Russell and Carl:

“The time is nigh to kick the winter doldrums in the ass! In an effort to move good feelings along RePOP will begin hosting art crawls the First Friday of each month. Fellow neighbors are invited to experience the first exhibition, “Royal Prey” on Feb. 2nd featuring the fine art of established artist Vivian Liddell and mixed media works by Def Jam and Playboy designer Jorden Haley. Complimentary wine reception is at 7:30 PM and all are encouraged to come on down to the Navy Yard, mingle with the art and get your vintage groove on! All items in shop on First Friday’s are 10% off. Purchase not necessary to party, but if you wish to party beyond 10 PM please contribute to the bar. For a sneak preview of the work being showcased enjoy Vivian and Jorden.”

PS- Thanks to all who voted for RePop in Apartment Therapy’s Best Thrift Store contest! RePop was the winner!!!

Now's the Time to Open That New Business…

The MARP blog just posted a call for new businesses on Myrtle, especially the services identified as being the most desired:




book store

cheese shop

organic grocer

gourmet grocer

ice cream parlor

MARP secures city grants to help renovate or upgrade retail space! Let this be your call to action. The demand for the things we’re lacking will only grow.

Check their website for contact info.

On the Set of "Hammered"


A few weeks ago, I spent some time on the set of “Hammered with John and Jimmy DiResta,” which currently airs on HGTV. They film the show on Waverly Ave!  Click here to read about how I discovered them in the ‘hood.
While I was there, I hung out with John and Jimmy, and watched them work on a set of bunkbeds for the show’s second season.

I talked to them about making the show, and their experiences in Bkln.


1. Are you a native Brooklynite? What neighborhood did you grow up in?
My family is from Rockaway beach Queens. I grew up in Woodmere LI, and I lived in the East Village for 14 years.

2. How did you decide to get into design? Were you always making stuff as a kid? Your HGTV bio says you’ve worked in toy design. Have you designed any famous toys?
I’ve always made things — our dad put us in the environment to build with a wood shop always there in the house. I went to School of Visual Arts, class of 90′. In my final semester a teacher named Mark Settiducatti introduced me to the toy biz and helped my brother Joey and I make several connections and we worked it for 15+years. Joey is still in the biz on the manufacturing side of things. Our biggest item was a thing called “Gurgling Gutz.”

3. Tell me about the inception of Hammered — how did you and John come up with the idea, and how does one go about getting their show on TV?
In about 2000 I started to edit video on a Mac. John went to Hollywood in 98 and sold a show to UPN (“DiResta,” about John as a working class policeman). The concept started as stand up, and became a one-man show and then a TV show (it lasted one season). With the connections John was developing we started to come up with ideas that I would shoot and edit. I made a pitch tape for a show called “Trash to Cash.” We would pick the trash and make it into stuff. That was our first show on Fox’s FX, and we did 7 episodes in 2003. We kept making pitch tapes and in 2004 we made a show called “Makin’ It With John and Jimmy,” all about making things in the shop with a fun aspect. Through friends we sent it to HGTV. It took about 10 months to come to a deal, and this show pitch became “Hammered.”

4. How did you choose your workshop location? Had you been working there prior to filming the show?

We did the pitch tape in my shop in the LES and having people on the street outside was something HGTV wanted to keep. We looked around NYC with the production company and we found an affordable place in Clinton Hill.

5. Even though the show films in Clinton Hill, you live in the East Village. Any plans to move out to the Best Neighborhood in NYC?
I would consider moving into one of the abandoned-looking mansions. Know of any deals? [Ed. I wish! These guys should take over the haunted mansion/church on Clinton!]

6. What’s your favorite thing about Clinton Hill?
The abandoned-looking mansions. For real! No joke!

7. Favorite place to eat in the neighborhood:
We ate at a great Mexican place over the summer but don’t know the name? [Ed. Pequena? Los Pollitos?]

8. What’s on tap for the new season? How do you decide what to make? (If you need ideas, I have a GREAT one- maybe you could make me a cool cat tree/scratching post- hint hint.) What was your favorite project from last season?
I like the poker table – it’s a mechanical device and I like to make things mechanical. We all come up with the general ideas and I usually put the “flair” into it with some inventive design aspects. The show is about learning some thing new and having fun, so I consider what will look good and give John something to work with for comedy.

In this next season, we’ll make more practical stuff for the house.

9. You teach 3-D design and invention at SVA. Are these classes open to anyone, or do you need to be an artsy-type and already an SVA student in a degree program?
I teach in the BFA degree program, so you would need to be full-time enrolled student at SVA.

10. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be and why?
Anything with bumps and lumps in it. Keep things interesting.


1. So, who’s the older brother? Do you guys have other siblings?
There are four of us: Joey is 44, I’m 42, Jimmy’s 39 or 40 and Kathleen is about 35.

2. You’ve had quite an interesting career, starting out as an NYPD Transit Cop. You MUST share some stories with us — what was the craziest thing you ever saw on the job? Did you ever do any patrolling in Clinton Hill?
I was on patrol for five years in the subway on foot, mostly south Brooklyn-Coney Island area. Then I worked in a unit where you ride the train from eight pm to four am. After that, I was in the Homeless Outreach Unit. In my 12 years I was in just about every subway stop there is.

I got off at Shepherd on the A once to find something to eat, late night. The token booth clerk told me, “Be careful! There’s a guy at the top of the stairs selling guns. He’s a gun dealer.” I turned around and got right back on the train.

3. How did you make a successful transition to stand-up? Were you the cop always cracking jokes?
I’ve been married for 18 years. My wife, Frances, is from Rockaway Beach. I have three kids: Matt, Sabrina and Shannon. (their nicknames: ratboy, chia pet and the piss monkey)

I always wanted to be a comedian and actor and didn’t have the balls to do it; nobody to guide me. I thought it was like wanting to be an astronaut…it’s just a dream. Then after failing out of two colleges (New Paltz / Nassau Community) my dad forced civil service on me. I took the police exam, hoping to be NYPD. Instead, I got stuck in the subway against my will and hated every minute of it. (Our motto: You Ride, We Hide.)
I was scared, bored and lonely. One night it got so bad I had to pay a crack-addicted transvestite hooker three bucks, just to hug me and tell me everything would be okay…

I spent five years on foot and then moved to the homeless unit, telling jokes to our ‘clients’ and getting big laughs on the bus with cops and homeless people. One night, my partner Mike Venckus said, “You should be a comedian. You should a least try it,”….and he was right. I was broke, depressed, married with two toddlers, tired, spent, done…but his suggestion had a certain ‘righteousness’ to it. I drove home to Harrimand NY at six am and woke up my wife….”I want to be a comedian”….long dead stare back, then…”Well, I want another baby…”

4. It sounds like you’re the local guy who made it big, having your own sitcom and appearing in several movies and other TV shows (very impressive IMDB list, btw). Any secrets to success?
I enrolled in a stand up comedy class in NYC, which I still owe Jimmy the $350 for, and nine months later our daughter Shannon was born. Right about that time, nine months into it, I started to get paid: 50 bucks at Pips in Bklyn, 35 bucks in the Bronx, 200 on a weekend in Conn.

Then I won a contest. I was officially NY’s funniest cop (and still am).

After five years of being a cop and a comedian I put up my one-man show, “Beat,” in NYC and it sold as a sitcom. That sitcom, “DiResta,” became the lowest rated sitcom in TV history. Then I did Miss Congeniality and then 15 mins with DeNiro…

5. What would you say was crazier — dealing with crazy NYers, or dealing with crazy Hollywood types?

I hung in through some tough times and now I have two TV shows: Hammered on HGTV and American Body Shop on Comedy Central, which debuts in June.

6. You’re living in LA now. What do you miss the most about NYC?
What I miss about NYC: having true, longtime friends to hang with, pizza, the multiable comedy clubs that put me on and the multiable gigs In the tri state area as a comedian. I’m lucky — I’m now bicoastal!

7. How did you and Jimmy come up with the concept for Hammered?
Jimmy and I wanted to do a show where jimmy could show his talents that he could make anything I am could make anything funny. We shot four shows, on our own, with our own money, called “Making It.” We said if Hollywood wouldn’t give us a job we will just make our own shows and sell them directly to the fans on DVD. Then HGTV came looking for us…perfect timing. They changed the name from “Making It” to “Hammered with John and Jimmy DiResta” on HGTV.

8. What’s your favorite thing about filming in Clinton Hill? What’s your favorite place to eat when you’re in the nabe?
The thing I love most about Cobble Hill/Clinton Hill/Bed Stuy is that I used to work all those streets and now I work ’em as a TV host with my own show…weird! I also love the real people, no phonies. I love the broken streets, broken buildings and I love that I have Jimmy there, at my side, making a great show….

Don’t have a favorite restaurant yet, but I love the Bronx, Bklyn and Harlem for rice and beans. I like real ethnic food.

9. I haven’t seen the John DiResta mailbox outside the shop. What happened to it?
The mailbox would be stolen! It’s inside the shop.

10. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be and why?
If I were an ice cream flavor it would be french vanilla with big chunks of chocolate chips, big chunks, nestled throughout.


hammered-logo1.jpg The show currently airs Saturdays at noon on HGTV.

Retail Opportunity?


I noticed a small storefront for rent on Greene near Grand last weekend. I don’t know what’s reasonable for a commercial space, or what this one is going for. But I do know it’s around the corner from the cool stuff on Grand (including the still-unopened Mirror’s on Grand!) and across from the liquor store that’s recently undergone a bit of an upgrade.


Looks perfect for something cool. Go to it, entrepreneurs!