An Open Letter to a Shady Building

Dear Shady Building on Waverly: Who owns you? You sure look like you have a lot of potential! Boy, I'd love to win the lottery and get my hands on you and make you into a really rad urban home. Maybe with a green roof? Please stay all creepy and haunty and cemented up until I can afford you. It's gonna be awhile. And please, don't turn into something douchey.

xoxo- Lesterhead


(Seriously though, what is INSIDE of this place??)